Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

The Porch

A GameFAQs message board that was once pretty cool but is now overran with n00bs and dumbasses.

I am a poster on The Porch.

by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003

perch

alternate way to describe giving someone the middle finger.

"you want a perch? there! ya perched!!" (giving middle finger)

by the butcher September 30, 2006

purchase pleasure

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!

by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010

porch monkey

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

by kyle1311hop May 6, 2015

porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

porch party

a party that takes place, go figure, on the front porch of a house that involves lots of alcohol, typically thrown by non-frat collage students, hippies and meddle age parents who want to make their kid's friends parents feel inadequate.

it is often used as a way of bragging to random passers-by that those partaking have more free time than them.

Student 1: On my way over here there was a porch party on every block!
Student 2: Damn, it's only Thursday, those lucky bastards!

by SirSquigyXIII April 13, 2017