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Love Sick Puppy Dog

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A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.
Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!
by kettle__ September 8, 2010
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stroking the puppy

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A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.
Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?
by mcspiff January 27, 2011
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A Soccer Puppy is a member or supporter of the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.
Did you see the rumour that James Forrest has signed on to be a Soccer Puppy next season?

Naw mate, that's a chocolate lab, you dumb cunt.
by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020
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Buying The Puppy

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Phrase used to describe the act of developing an emotional attachment to a person, thing, or cause. The implied sentiment is that the commitment was taken on despite feelings of apprehension.
We tried to let David know we were concerned about his new girlfriend. We don't like her but it's too late . . . David is buying the puppy.
by Tagz May 2, 2008
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Meth Puppy

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Is someone that is addicted to methamphetamine. A fucking pathetic bottom dweller who wrecklessly and constantly abuses ice. Most meth puppies have hideous skin, rotten teeth, and are all frighteningly skinny with deteriorated muscle tissue. It isn't difficult to pin point a meth puppy. They are constantly screwing over their family and whatever friends they may have to fuel their pathetic and totally nonmeaningful existence in the world.
It seems like every time I read the god damn newspaper, meth puppies are being busted for attempting to cook up batches of go-go juice in their run down, piece of shit trailer or double wide.

That fucking meth puppy stole my X-Box and took it to the pawn shop.
by CAR RAMROD September 1, 2013
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washin the puppy

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while havin anal sex with a women you place your testicles in her vagina - it is as hard as trying to keep a young dog in the bathtub.
we were havin a good time til i started washin the puppy.
by jonnie z October 29, 2003
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ass puppy

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A person who always follows someone around, sort of like an attempt to be cool.
Joe is Steve's ass puppy
by Jack Holf December 29, 2005
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