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Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"
If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".
by poppilopo June 4, 2009
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Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.
Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating
by Astrantia April 10, 2003
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procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.
Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.
by Zach G. December 3, 2003
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Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....
teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...
by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010
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procrastinating

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.
by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008
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procrastibate

To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.

Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
by catface101 September 27, 2010
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procaffenating

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.
by Argonator February 4, 2016
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