Princess Breaker

A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.

Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?

Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"

by John Jim May 5, 2006

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Prince Piru RG

The leader of a reformist revolutionary group that finally realized that killing a man over colors is stupid. He started "The BrotherHood of United Hoods" made up of mostly ex-gang bangers including Bloods, Crips, G.D., Latin Kings, ViceLords, and independant cliques.

He was a prominent member of the Bloods for 15 years and embraced the violence they created before he branched off and started his movement. He bangs for the good of the community and revolutionary principles on what he calls "The Oppression". Which according to him, is the root cause of most poverty and gang violence.

1) One of the few black men out there that actually have the balls to do somethin' about oppression and disenfranchisement

2) "Everything I do reflects of mah hood and mah people. I must set the example for mah *G* Soldiers to follow. I am responsible fo real people's lives."

3) "It is better for one to tread silently in the darkness than to paint a big bullseye across the chest for all the oppression to see!"

4) Prince Piru RG was tried for posessing firearms within 1,000 feet of school property but wasn't convicted.

by BoMan May 21, 2007

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But Our Princess is in Another Castle

An appropriately mocking response to single men when they complain about not being able to find their ideal mate. Originated from the game Super Mario Bros. when at the end of every world save the last one Mario would be greeted by a mushroom man who would inform him "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" And when he does finally find the Princess she just sends him out to do it all over again with more difficult challenges. Represents the futility of the search for a mate in a humorous way to which the children of the 80's can easily relate.

Single guy: So I spent another Valentine's day alone at the bar, I hate my life sometimes. Where am I suppose to find a sane girlfriend?

His not single friend: But our princess is in another castle.

by Boss79 February 16, 2009

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