peckergnat

-n.- a person, bi-pedal and semi-intelligent, best described as a pestering (similar to that of a gnat; hence the term) dickhead

antonym: peckerhead

You're aggravating the hell out of me, you peckergnat!

by kgill May 14, 2005

Peckerneck

1. Someone that has an extremely lengthy neck.

2. Someone that acts like a total ass and thinks they are "all that".

3. A drunk biligerant dooshbag.

Did you see that peckneck in the pool?

That peckerneck might be driving a BMW, but he's socially challenged.

If this peckerneck rubs against me one more time, I'm gonna take him to school.

by joeshibotnik February 3, 2010

pecking

To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.

Josh, Stop pecking i'm trying to listen to the instructor.

by Kenny Sawyer April 21, 2008

pecker

How a European or British individual would say "penis" but uses the replacement word "pecker" often pronounced "pecka"

English: Bro, i wanna rock out with my cock out

British: oi then, i really wanna penetrate you with me pecka

Hence, the example of pecker

by nefty and lynchy December 25, 2007

pEcK

A short, squirrely bug eyed creature with facial crustyitis, poor hygiene and many varied pungent aromas escaping from every oriface. Although similar to a person of Pakistani decent, he is most closely related to the offspring of a crack whore. Appearance can differ from week to week, but often does not change daily. A black Iverson jersey, red hoody, Germany t-shirt, and baggy blue or green cargo pants or khaki's are most common, however the addition of a red bandana, black leather coat or camoflage pants signifies the creature's need to feel intimitading to others by resembling a mafia boss, gang member or G.I. Joe.

A Peck has a limited vocabulary contrived mainly of a few short phrases such as:

Fuck you
Fuck off
What the Fuck
and....
"Bitch, make me taco's!"

While many find this creature quite repulsive, it is surprising to know that the mother and female sibling of the Peck are quite attractive to ordinary males.

The Peck itself choses to initiate mating rituals with females that are larger than himself and resemble biker/goth girls.

Feeding habits include foraging for easily prepared meals and storing of non-perishables under piles of clothing and paper on the floor of his den. This may suggest a link to the squirrel family.

"PECK, stop eating with your mouth open and slapping your lips together!"

by Ian and Phil November 14, 2004

hornier then a three peckered goat

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

by canadarocks March 3, 2009

peckerwood

a white boy with heart and pride that will knock out any oversized porch monkey from your hood any time.

Nigger: damn kinfolk im broke ima complain bout da white man cuz im stupid and lazy

Peckerwood 1: Lets teach this sheep haired porch monkey a thing or two about a real aryan

Peckerwood 2: yah lets shut them big ass lips from flappin

by peckerwood 214 June 16, 2010