google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.

Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.

by glrd May 16, 2020

Alt-Paranoia

Short for Alt-account paranoia. When you make a alt-account out of fear of something bad happening.

Person 1: Dude why the hell did you make a different account for that
Person 2: I got Alt-Paranoia.

by Wario Defines January 19, 2021

Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

Bystanders Paranoia

To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.

Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.

Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.

The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.

Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.

Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.

by chatterbug779 August 1, 2021

Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."

by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022

Barney paranormal park

Barney:the best character in paranormal park. He is relatable, trans, and just over all amazing!!! If you don't like Barney go away, the door is right there.

Barney paranormal park:I'm trans normally and everyone at school knows and everyone at home knows and being here is like a whole new place

by Banana97 July 31, 2022