paper fetish

To be so erotically or romantically into an anime or game character that you lose any desire for a real human. Called a "paper fetish" because the closest you'll ever get to action with them is fondling a sheet of paper.

The otaku has a paper fetish, because he turned down a date to jack off to pictures of Rei online.

by Rakshasa May 7, 2004

paper bag it

1 When you are having sex with a really ugly girl and you put a paper bag over her head to cover her uglyness
2 When your buddies make fun of you for liking a girl who is really ugly and you simply reply "paper bag it" as a response meaning "who cares"

"ewwww man you asked out that whale natasha?"
"Paper bag it!"

by Zach Cannuli July 3, 2005

paper raped

it is a situation one finds himself or herself frequently in college, when two or more papers are due in different classes in a short period of time. This results in staying up late, putting off everything else, and writing paper after paper until you feel like quitting school.

How to use this term:

You: "Sorry man, I can't do anything this week. I have two papers due today, one tomorrow, and one the next day."

Me: "Dang, you are totally getting paper raped right now."

You: "Yep, it sucks..."

by rab711 March 28, 2009

White paper

An article in a peer-reviewed journal that uses faulty science, historical racism, and white supremacy as a means to justify continued racism and white supremacy.

Did you see that policy piece claiming that poverty caused by racism is actually the result of different "cultures"? Yeah, that's a real White paper alright. And now the American Heart Association is attacking affirmative action? That's a White paper too.

by Reflecting back August 3, 2020

pamerbating

(Verb)

Masturbating with Pam cooking spray as lubricant.

Can't go with u tonight ill be pamerbating.

by popvegasallstar March 14, 2010

Panerial Disease

When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)

Yo did you hear about Scott Working at Panera?
Yeah I heard he got Panerial Disease.

by Bjorn12345 April 9, 2016

pansersexual

A person that is sexualy atracted to armored fighting vehicles.

Yo this F*cker is a pansersexual.

by Certainly Chaotic January 28, 2020