Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

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william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

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Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

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arnold palmer

Very dry ass sex; no lube ass fucking; anal coitus but without lubricant

Me and River were having an Arnold Palmer, he really needs to learn how to relax

by bignasty March 24, 2022

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Ellie Palmer

Ellie Palmer is one of the hugest slags known to mankind, however, still manages to have absolutely zero intercourse. Has a weird phobia of spinach, and regularly cries for no apparant reason. Not saying she shouldn't deserve to be here, but society also wouldn't be apposed to her disappearance.

She's such an Ellie Palmer, cant believe she hasn't had sex in 19 years.

by Reubenskinio March 27, 2022