sick pump

when you work out and the blood goes to your biceps.

Some douchebag: Woooow bro, check out ma sick pump. Look how big these babies are.
Kisses both biceps*

by Sashi69 November 20, 2018

Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.

"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"

by Potatogenic June 8, 2019

Lil Pump

One of the finest intellectuals of our time. Lilliam Pumpernickel, or "Lil Pump" as his followers in the Gucci Gang call him is a current day prophet from Miami with the goal of spreading love and unity throughout our world.

One of his most famous quotes

"Spehn teh rack on uh noo cheh" roughly translates to

"loving your neighbor as yourself is the greatest thing a man can do"

Lil Pump daily 2 gallons on the juice of the gods, lean, and smokes about 3, 5 pound blunts. Because of his excessive sipping and smoking he has been enlightened to seek out the actress of iCarly,Miranda Cosgrove, and have many children to to further the intellectual growth of humanity. His followers, also known as "Gucci Gangsters" are so passionate about their leader they will do anything to stop or silence any criticism about Lil Pump. They scream, yell and raise their burning pitchforks at anyone who dares to halt the furtherment of our race by Lil Pump.

....Naaaaaaah that slibba high key retarded as fuck.....

Dan- "yo did u hear lil pumps new song"

Tom- "ya dude the message is so deep more people need to hear the message"

by JuulianV69 June 12, 2018

three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie

John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips

by Club April 10, 2015

One Pump Shotgun

After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.

"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."

by One-Pump-Shotgun January 2, 2017

one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004

Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.

"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"

by Hiroicci July 24, 2014