Pole pumping

Male masturbation.

Mark's mum walked into his room and caught him pole pumping. She was initially horrified, but then started to enjoy the porn on the TV.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Pumping Slop

Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend

Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023