Prudence Van Dam

The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.

Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.

ICH HEBBEN YOU.

Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.

Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.

If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.

Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.

by howdythar May 2, 2009

Divorce Prone

When you practically will do any-thing to end your marriage you are feeling rather divorce prone.

Women approaches man in bar and says " noone is above straying these days ... the only reason I'm at this bar because I'm feeling rather divorce prone!

by aint that the truth August 14, 2011

prude

someone who is shy around the opposite sex or is afraid of talking about the opposite sex

wesley is so prude he doesnt like to talk about anything sexual

by alex July 29, 2003

prude

1. a person, usually a girl, who refuses to engage in any sexual act with the oposite sex.

2.in some high schools and junior highs, a prude is someone who hasn't hooked up (hook up: tongue kissing) with another person yet.

1. "Gah, Emily is such a prude, she won't even give me a head."

2. Sister 1: "Yeah, I heard that Matt is still a prude."

Sister 2: "I know. Wendy wanted to deprude him but he refused."

by lalalove<3 August 25, 2009

Prone

(V.) When two intimate people get together, person "a" puts their mouth around the anus of person "b". Person b defecates directly into person a's mouth.

I proned with Abby last night.

You mean you shit directly into her mouth?

You know it!

by Austin Colby Wilson February 6, 2008

prude

someone who hasnt made out yet

A: are you prude?
B: huh
A: have you kissed anyone before?
B: no....
A: hAHAHHA

by Whittney June 25, 2005

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006