fake stuttering problem

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.

i have a fake stuttering problem.

by nobody else here April 23, 2017

First World Problem

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM

TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.

by George Page-69 July 6, 2018

Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.

"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."

by Venus Libertina November 12, 2010

no problemo

Racist and stupid thing to say when talking to a Latino.

Latino:"Hey let me help you with that"
American:"No problemo hahaha I can do it myself"
Latino:"whatever bitch"
American:"*shoots pepper spray on face of Latino*"

by eddiee July 2, 2007

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

Problematic Men Syndrome

When you have a problem with a male who you interact with similar to oil and vinegar. You just don't mix with mindsets, ideals, morals, etc. They are beyond annoying and most of the time you ignore them hoping they will find someone else to bother and just poof be gone.

Deena: "Girl, what's wrong with you today?"

Shay: "I have PMS."

Deena: "Oh, damn sorry you got mad cramps?"

Shay: "No, I have man cramps as with Problematic Men Syndrome and the jerk just won't go away."

by Shani78 June 30, 2011

attitude problem

sarah v

by cooter April 25, 2003