onesie

to masturbate, have sex with oneself, to commit onanism

...and I caught that bitch having a onesie in the middle of the tennis court.

by BabyA December 12, 2005

bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.

I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>

by free range turtle rancher October 1, 2009

Oneshia

First girl; normally given to a couples first daughter

Meet our daughter, her name is Oneshia!

by MissSOB May 13, 2016

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

cover one's ass

to protect oneself or one's interests in anticipation of a hazard

Cover your ass. It ain't pretty ahead.(example of cover one's ass)

by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2010

onesimo

smart mexican who has a stupid brother.

i know an onesimo.
do u like his brother.
no he was stupid and couldnt do 2+2.

by Daiske April 17, 2007

Onesto

It means honest. No, seriously, it does.

And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.

Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."

Jocelyn: What did he say?

Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.

Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011