by SavageSara February 22, 2021
Get the Wet Nelsonmug. 
noun
definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024
Get the lucas nelson brunomug. When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
Synonym: armed career criminal, but for DWIs
I tried to help my friend get his license back, however, I’m afraid he is a total Mike Nelson about it.
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
When an individual cannot learn a lesson from numerous criminal convictions, like driving while under the influence convictions, for example.
Synonym: The DWIs version of an armed career criminal
by Blondes Have More Fun ;) July 3, 2023
Get the Mike Nelsonmug. by underagedjoe March 2, 2023
Get the Pearl Nelsonmug. Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
Get the Curtis Nelsonmug. by Tsniab August 2, 2022
Get the The simpsons nelson is a bitchmug.