by Not Diana July 27, 2017
Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.
by Sara Groutage November 14, 2008
A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver October 29, 2009
by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 06, 2019