morning wood

When a person (preferably a man) wakes up in the morning in an upside-down "T" position. Characterized by the largest, possibly most embarrasing erection ever to be witnessed. Also called "morning glory" and "pitching a tent." Ways of getting rid of morning wood include: counting to 100, visualizing your grandmother in a string bikini, and challenging youreslf to a friendly game of horseshoes (ringtoss if no horseshoes are readily available).

MOM: "Billy, wake up! Time to go to school."
BILLY: "God, mom, How many times have I told you to knock?!?"
MOM: "Goodness Billy, why did you pitch a tent inside your bed?"
BILLY: "I didn't mom. It's my morning wood. Now get out!!!"

by Don Andino July 16, 2008

morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

by Emmzee March 22, 2008

good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

by brendan July 1, 2004

MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

Morning Mist

When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.

For men, it's called "Morning Wood."

It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.

Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!

by Dinosawruhoh May 18, 2010

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

morning dew

when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean

similar to morning wood

Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER

by Anonymous February 18, 2003