Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.

"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."

by ParteePopper May 16, 2020

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).

-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*

by Moorson October 1, 2020

matilda monk

Matilda is the person everyone wants to be, they aspire to be her! She is the prettiest person who ever roamed earth. Matilda is smart, a basher and loves animals! If you have a Matilda as a friend you are extremely lucky. She always puts a smile on your face because Matilda is never feeling melancholy!

That must be a Matilda Monk!
Why?
Because she is so beautiful

by Awsomenes.s July 13, 2017

Mark Monks

A spicy meatball

Oh look at Mark Monks he's in great shape

by Oscartheotter May 8, 2018

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016