mondayism

A stupid mistake that occur when you are sleepy

1+1=3 This is a mondayism.

by IskiAK December 18, 2008

Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

mondayitis

A feeling many people suffer, especially kids when going back to school. Symptoms can include; upset tummy, pangs of sadness, slight fever, runny nose, and a few others. The cure is to sleep for at least twelve hours and eat cupcakes.

"Mommy, I have a case of mondayitis."

or
"Sorry, it's mondayitis."

by Stormyheartz.496 May 12, 2016

Monday

A man who always gets off early during sex. Why? Because "Monday always comes too soon".

Rick's a great boyfriend, but sadly he's a Monday in bed.

by Scrambly March 21, 2017

molly monday

weekly tradition originating at a certain community college in northern California. tradition revolves around taking MDMA first thing in the morning before class. On monday, obviously. see Thirsty Thursday

stoner #1 hey I heard Jeff's just scored some sass- lets celebrate Molly Monday.
stoner #2 sure, as long as you buy the booze for Thirsty Thursday

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

A Monday

someone who looks bad on a everyday basis like they just rolled out of bed on a monday morning

Kacey: you seen her prom outfit?
Me: yea it’s was so basic, but yk she a monday😭

by jr1648@2 May 24, 2021

Jort Monday

A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday

What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.

by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023