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Michael Afton

Your friendly neighborhood corpse!! His family is the equivalent to hot garbage :

Literally the definition of a hot man...when he wasn't dead ig- Super famous on tik tok.
And on twitter-
Killed his brother by accident (Whoopsieeee)

People make really suspicious sfm's of him. Can you blame them though? I mean who doesn't love that 8-bit hottie!
Might be Rick Astley...

Also is Glamrock Freddy (At least, thats just a theory....a Game Theory), and the nightguard you play in every single game.

People simp for his dad for whatever reason.....Furries....
Michael Fan69: Dude, Michael Afton is so hot!!

FnafIsMyLifeIWillKillYouIfYouSayItSucksAlsoIAm9: Didn't he kill Evan Afton tho?
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Michigan Ave Special

The art of dropping your pants at the bus stop, while facing away from the road, to relieve one self of projectile diarrhea.
While driving past the ice cream stand, we saw Johnny drop a Michigan Ave Special.
by Michigandime May 20, 2022
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Michael Scott

Everyone's role model and the world's best boss. Even though sometimes he comes across as childish, narcissistic, and cringy, he always keeps it a hundred. He has "no filter" and always says or does whatever he thinks is appropriate, which is a rare character trait in the modern world of cancel culture. He shows by his own example that you can be happy doing what you like, regardless of what others might think of you.

Speaking of his position as regional manager, some will say he is incompetent. In contrast, he's a genius who's focused on "a bigger picture," rather than "everyday stuff." He comes up with the best ideas ever, and, in the face of adversity, knows exactly what to do or say to turn everything in his or his company's favor.

Also, he is a very sympathetic individual, who is genuinely concerned with his employees' wellbeing and wants what's best for them.
A: What do you want to be when you grow up?
B: I want to be Michael Scott.

I wish I were more like Michael Scott. He's the GOAT.
by fullofheat March 4, 2023
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Michael FlynnFlam

The disgraced, treasonous former retired Army General who lost his way can became a puppet stooge of Diaper Donald Trump.
Michael FlynnFlam was pardoned once by Diaper Donald, but will not be so lucky when insurrection charges are brought against him.
by LaughingAloud May 14, 2023
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michael feng

smartest braindead person in fort street high school.
michael feng is being braindead today.
by michael feng June 19, 2023
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michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever
"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."
by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023
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father michael

A soical working religious nut from the outback of australia, who poses as a farmer or clerical figure to demand respect and sympathy from his service users
"I am father michael, bless you my child"
by father michael fan club September 16, 2008
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