A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 29, 2008
Get the messy love mug.When somebody lacks the common sense to clean up the evidence or cover up after they do some shit that should stay on the DL, or after they do some straight up dumb shit.
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Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!
Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff
Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!
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Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?
(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?
Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE
Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.
(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.
Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
Girl #1- Honey, you really didn't know that he was cheating on you? C'mon, he is so messy, he didn't even take the pictures of him and his side chick out of his tagged pictures on instagram!
Girl #2- Ugh! I'm so dumb!...Wait...but there aren't any of the pictures that I tagged him in of us in there ?!?!?! Wtffff
Girl #2- SHIIITTT MAYBE YOU WERE THE SIDE CHICK!!!!
Ex. 2
Teacher- (Insert Female Name), have any students been bothering you lately because of anything that got out about you?
(Insert Female Name)- No... what do you mean.. why would you ask that?
Dickwad - HAHHH BECAUSE YOU POSTED YOUR NUDES ON YOUR STORY LAST NIGHT YOU HOE
Irrelevant Bitch- Lmao you're so messy, you didn't even check to see if you put them on your story.
(Insert Female Name)- Oh my god.... I'm the hoe of the school.
Class- MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE! MESSY HOE!
by xXFinding outXx September 6, 2016
Get the messy mug.When a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the ass with his massive penis, the women then begins to shit, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man pisses on the shit
by SpaceSanctum August 14, 2017
Get the Messy Mike mug.Nate is very messable.
by Made up Mark May 27, 2018
Get the Messable mug.Trys to play part as a 'friend' when in ones home with the extremely high beliefs she is 'secretly' conversating with ones man.
by Shawtywithasmile December 14, 2018
Get the Messy hoe mug.Mersaydies is a nice person, but knows what to get what she wants. She's not afraid to tell you what to do but also cares what you think. Mersaydies is very smart but doesn't act it.
Everyone should know a Mersaydies!
Everyone should know a Mersaydies!
by HNTCJC January 30, 2021
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