Mason

Mason is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has brown hair and will do anything for one of her best friends. Any guy would be lucky to have her and if you have a chance you should get her. She has the kindest and most perfect eyes and her smile can make anyone’s day in a matter of seconds. Her smile is one that can light a whole room up and her blush is just as amazing. She is the girl that will smile when you’re having a bad day and will make it better instantly. She is the most perfect, beautiful, sweetest, and amazing girl who has ever walked this planet:)

See that girl mason I wish she was my girl.

by Tsquare44 November 24, 2019

Mason Garrett

The man, the myth, the legend. Mason Garrett is the man among men. A goon among all the goons. He’s been hittin phatty rips since he emerged from the womb. He has yet to find his boo gram.

On this memorial day, we honor those who served, so thank you, Mason Garrett

“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett

by mason garrett’s son December 3, 2019

massonry

The act of sealing ones asscrack with spackling or an equivalent

You fart one more time I’m gonna perform some massonry on you.

by BallsMcGraw January 11, 2020

Maskochism

Deriving gratification, sexual or otherwise, from flirting with death by refusing to wear a mask in public, during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Knowing he might get infected, he strode barefaced into the crowd, enjoying his maskochism.

by Monkey's Dad June 11, 2020

maskochondria

The fear or idea that wearing a mask in public for long periods of time will cause grave illness or death. This is common within the Karen and Chad communities and quite often reflected in Twitter or Facebook rants. The individual is often seen healthy and fine in public wearing a mask though.

Karen loves to make videos in her car after shopping at HomeGoods saying how she feels nauseous, weak and is having heart palpitations from wearing her mask. She is suffering from an extreme case of maskochondria.

by UCF_RosenKnight May 24, 2020

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

Mason effect

When Mason Gold is driving and blows up the car. When mason goes near a car and it goes to space and or blows up. when a car ends it self due to mason being near by. when Malcolm Granger yells God Damn it mason after a RB-M goes to space.

The car went to space and mason gold was driving must be the Mason effect.

by Mason Gold September 26, 2020