Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

by Eli April 2, 2004

malko

To define someone who is mal-co-ordinated or has trouble performing basic motor skills. General term describing a person who is having difficulty doing something really simple.

'Oi Malko, you throw like a girl'

'You've missed your mouth, and have beer all down your front, you massive Malko!'

by Mat Malko April 2, 2009

Malcolm

The best dad in the world. Sincere. He takes up for others. He protects his children at all cost. Best man you will ever meet in your life. It's hard for him to show his emotions. He is shy and fun.

Malcolm:Are you ok
Child: No
Malcolm starts car
child: Where are we going
Malcolm: To get Icecream

by Queen. 051 May 9, 2018

Malcolm

This is a male who enjoys the arts of eproctophilia or better known as fart fetish. Malcolms commonly receive pink eye and typically have bad breath. most females attracted to Malcolms are big girls who don't mind passing there gas for a purpose.

Heard that guy is a Malcolm, his wife always eats burritos before bed so she can help him out.

by Willis Cockfit January 23, 2020

malcolm glazer

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.

An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?

by OD Smith July 18, 2008

Maldonado

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks

David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"

by MMMMyess February 2, 2020

malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008