Mineses

the possession of something mine

the pizza is mineses

by Captain Beer June 22, 2010

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness April 23, 2018

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

And I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

by Death Menace October 23, 2022

Miles

The ultimate faggot who gobbles dick like a starved rottweiler and consumes cock up the ass like no other. His gayness is unprecedented among the souls of the world and smells like dead vagina.

Miles has a old wrinkly penis that smells like cottage cheese.

by Onikisnet December 30, 2014

manesia

When one someone thinks or acts like they were involved in an action, event or conversation yet they arrogantly forgot their lack of participation

Ted: "Hey, Bill. Did you see me do that 30 second keg stand at your party last night!?"
Bill: "You weren't there, Ted. You weren't there..."
Ted: "Sorry, Bill. I contracted a bad case of manesia."

by kelsque January 6, 2010

miles

always plays fortnite and is a great friend to have.. has a gross sense of humor but is loved my many.. vote for him 2020

miles can’t dance

by gingerbreadman October 1, 2018

mikesauerstein

commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)

omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche bag

ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next thing you know you'll be masturbating twice a night.

by dude who hates mike December 12, 2006