Milf Juice

The combination of pussy juice and ass pheremones that accumlate in the ripe undergarments of Betsy's cooch.

After a long day of spelunking, Betsy's L.L. bean khacki's were dripping with milf juice.

by kesslers united May 07, 2006

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MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

See Steve Letourneau

Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.

by Ere May 17, 2007

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Japanese milf

A woman of Japanese descent, or partial descent, with large breasts. Hot beyond belief, to the point that a Caucasian man will be forced to climb a tall structure and exclaim his undying love and lust. Other races cannot handle a Japanese MILF.

Daryl: "I found me a Japanese MILF, dude."
Pedro: "I'd like to get me a piece of that, Daryl."
Daryl: "Tough shit - you can't handle the heat of my Japanese MILF."

by Youowemeacake September 08, 2017

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MILF bombed

Getting offered a blow job by the mother of a friend, who is deeply attracted to you

I went to Jakes house, and his mom milf bombed me.

by Jake Sulleytalibur May 23, 2011

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milf hunter

Balding scouser who looks older than he really is. Unable to hit on laydeez of his own age or younger, he has to look to the more 'mature' woman. Sadly he doesn't get far with them either as his cheeky smile is as far as it goes..always hunting, never scoring Sexually unsophisticated he resorts to shaving his nutsack to make himself seem more attractive. Hasn't had intercourse for so long he is technically a virgin. AKA - Brizza

Milf Hunter - The dude that runs the stationery team at our work. Cheeky, chirpy, covered in tattoos. He's already eyeing up the latest 'older' woman to start in the office..

by Jimbwoy March 14, 2007

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