Mary-Kate Carney

Seen mostly in the rhode island-massachusetts area. known for keeping it real and sustaining her beliefs of living above the influence though her entire group of friends are hardcore druggies. She has a knack for knowing random facts about random bands that no one listens to and wearing animal backpacks.

Steven Nolan: OH EM JEE is that Mary-Kate Carney? LIKE i want to rub my bodess against her plush vestSZ

Madison Bryant: LYke wowww Nolesz I think i'm gonna passz outts.

by PqR88Txu November 15, 2009

Mary-Kate & Ashley

The 2 fingers on a woman's dominant hand that she uses to masturbate with.

Mary-Kate & Ashley know how to get the job done! They know my body like nobody else...

by Ripenana27 January 29, 2022

mary mo

she's a vegetarian!!!!

mary mooOooOOoO, she's a vegetarian

by jeff greiner March 21, 2005

Mary Chipperfield

To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.

Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.

Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?

by TLO Smudge July 4, 2004

Mary Jane

Spider-Man's girlfriend.

Peter Parker opens the door and sees MJ.
Mary Jane: "Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot."

by Crater0 May 25, 2010

Mary Thao Vu

A beautiful girl. She is like a gift from God. She's someone that always put a smile to my face. She is absolutely beautiful internally and externally. She can bring out the sunlight when she smiles. She knows how to walk in heels like a professional. Someone that is hard to capture. Joyful personality and fun to talk to. A girl with plenty of talents. Very caring person. She means more than just words. There is only one made, but nothing is as special as her. She is someone that some special man cares most about. She is someone that takes my breathe away. Someone that a man would spend every second and every minute with even if there was barriers to get to her. Someone worth fighting for. But most likely to stay as friends unless you give all your heart out, more than what it can handle. Losing her is like the end of the world, but there is no end when your with her. "A heart will never stop beating. The beat it beats for her." - Anonymous

Mary Thao Vu is super PRETTY and she knows its true!

by hello1122 December 31, 2011

mary's balls

during the act of being t-bagged, the person being t-bagged bites the scrotum off the t-bagger leaving a bloody mess.

Nunes pulled a mary's balls on taylor while he was getting t-bagged.

by Ev, Rr, Bo June 11, 2006