Mars

Someone with a huge fucking penis

Person 1: I wanna date mars I mean have you seen there penis

Person 2: big penis 11 inches

by Igetbitcheswith11inches December 27, 2021

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DogeElon Mars

A coin of the near future with ample supply for the world this will be the world's trading currency for goods and services once people once people realize money is just a tool of trade and part of the slavery system Bitcoin will back it with gold for those who believe gold has a value expect this to hit 1.00 by 1-20-2023

I'm sure glad I bought $20.00 of DogeElon Mars while it was cheap before the crypto market takes off

by $$$$$king$$$$$ January 11, 2023

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Mar

Mar is just amazing, she’s very self conscious, she has bad anxiety and she’s kinda depressed, but she won’t miss a second to support her friends and family, she’s kind and sweet as sugar, but don’t think she won’t miss the chance to fuck you up, disrespect her friends, she’ll fuck you up, mess with her relationship, she’ll fuck you up, annoy her too much, she’ll.fuck.you.up.
Dating her would be like winning the lottery first try, she’ll love you and make you happy and a better person, she can be really goofy and that’s just one of the reasons why she’s amazing, she’s hot as fire and she’s spicy like wasabi, she’s also a well known hoodie thief, she might ask for it or just take it if she wants it, she’s also known to be friends with guys, if you’re her boyfriend/girlfriend make sure there aren’t any too long glances when she’s hanging out with her friends, her friends are chill but they can be very eccentric when with the squad,
There’s really nothing like a mar.

Guy 1: look at mar, she’s adorable and just amazing

Guy 2: I know but-
*mar stealing her boyfriend’s hoodie even though he’s wearing it*
Guy 1 & 2: Lucky

by A bad bleep April 4, 2021

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