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Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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Lessism

The minimalist art of owning as few things as possible - discarding all useless objects, while keeping essentials (like clothes, computers, etc).

Lessism usually only counts on personal things that belong only to the owner. It means that it usually doesn’t include household furniture, dishes, cleaning supplies, or other shared items.

Often times lessism is considered as a badge of honor in minimalist circles, as in lessism is a competition scored like golf, where the fewest pieces wins.
Minimalist #1: "Dude, I found out about this thing called lessism, and I got so interested that I got rid of all the junk in my apartment and kept only 100 things."

Minimalist #2: (who already partakes in lessism): "Only 100 things? I have 42!"

Minimalist #1: Whoa... that is so minimal. I think I need to head back to my apartment to get rid of more stuff."
by Serge_Graystone April 10, 2010
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Lesse

A contraction of "Let's See". Can be used as either street slang, or internet slang. Also spelt "Lessee".
Uber-1337 version would be 13553, although this is not commonly used.
You want a download from FilePlanet? Lesse what I can find...
by Avatar May 26, 2003
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lesser being

A lesser being is slang for a person who is a jerk and a person you care naught for.
Man, John is being such a lesser being today.
by Little Johnny Anarch November 23, 2004
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Physics lesson

When you and your girl shag under a blanket without kicking your best mate out of the room.
"Hey, what's the problem mate?"

"Nothing, I just witnessed a physics lesson over the weekend"

"Ooh..."
by literamaniac February 20, 2009
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lessard

Someone thats a fucking god and dont give a shitttt
That lessard kids a effing all-star
by allstar9669 October 4, 2016
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Lessetarian

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.
Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.
by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008
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