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Lauren is instantly intriguing and mesmerising and once your engrossed in her world, she'll spit you back out like a piece of fucking trash. She is a sly, cunning, manipulative bitch. She will sleep with everyone you hold dear to you just to get to you. She will do anything to hurt you. A Lauren is a sociopath and you would do well to stay away. (She also great at head so if you are going to socialise with her, only do it for that)
You see that girl over there? That's Lauren. She's a slag, let's hope she gets corona hahahahah
Lauren by joshgarrido April 13, 2020
A little minded unintelligent little goblin thot. She loves to suck a lot of dick and fucks what she can. A Lauren can take on many appearances because she spray tans a lot and gets covered in jizz most times. She mostly flocks with other little goblin whores.
Bro, I wouldn’t go to that party unless your trying to catch something. There are so many Lauren’s there
Lauren by Goblincockboy January 4, 2019
Lauren is a backstabber. She will pretend to be cool with you and build a friendship with you, only to get closer to your boyfriend. She is the type of friend Drake was referring to in "Fake Love". She will smile in your face but whole time she wants to take your place. Then once she gets caught or your boyfriend doesn't want her anymore she will try to be back friends with you. But like Drake said, "How you gonna click up after your mistake"..... and when you look her in the face it won't be the same. Don't trust her.
There goes Lauren.......I would run!!
Lauren by Therealdatbitch March 18, 2017
A bitch, nobody likes her she's a coward either too skinny or overweight, and runs like a penguin! She makes people vomit because she's a selfish little fish turd
Lauren: ew I hate her she's to skinny
People: she's to fat and she's a fish turd
Lauren by Urban truths 22 October 30, 2019
Lauren is the type of girl who is over confident, she thinks big of herself, she usually has a good voice though. Lauren is the girl who likes to have "fun". She is very kinky and loves a good shag, although she may seem very pretty, she has an ugly personality, mostly thinks of herself as a superior being. A Lauren lies not only to you or your friends, she lies to grown ups about very stupid things. Lauren occasionally takes drugs with her family. Her boyfriends only get with her for the sex. Lauren makes herself out to be innocent but really she is a little shit, if you ever see a Lauren, be careful she could use you or even burn you to the ground.
Adam: dude is that a Lauren?
Jake: Yeah, be careful bro, she's vile!!
Lauren by BellyBouncingCunt69 February 27, 2017
a fucking bitch that says panera tastes like vodka like how the FUCK does she know. She always straight. Can't even kiss her boyfriends what a pussy ass bitch. Snores too god damn
No way you were being a lauren with your boyfriend last night!