Kitchen Witch

A slutty woman who spends adequate amounts of time in the kitchen.

"She's a dirty little kitchen witch."

by OGKitchenWitch December 9, 2016

kittened

Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened

Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.

by Mehdusa November 13, 2013

Kitchensinking

Attempting multiple solutions to a problem simultaneously, in the desperate hopes that something will work. This methodology is typically used by people who have no idea what they’re doing. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

My supervisor is absolutely clueless when it comes to solving PR nightmares. Rather than spinning a story to the company's benefit, she always ends up kitchensinking the problem.

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

kitchen blister

A large gut that appears to be bursting at the seams.

Chester was already overweight, but after he ate 4 chili dogs and drank 11 Miluakee's Bests, his stomach distended over his belt like an infected kitchen blister.

by Unlce Snuffy September 29, 2011

Kitchen

Might become more dangerous than the post office to work at.

Shaquesha Walker-Triggerhands walked into the kitchen and put motherfuckers on the floor like it was a post office job. She knew she had too much talent as a hitman to be working as a cook or a dishwasher getting cook, dishwasher, or busboy respect, whatever that is.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Kitchen

A woman's natural habitat

My wife is in the kitchen

by Chadders88 January 23, 2022

Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

by CjBRAH May 14, 2015