CjBRAH's definitions
A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.
"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."
by CjBRAH May 14, 2015
Get the Soup Kitchenmug. Often used when one does not have Netflix, but has bud in abundance. Used in the same way as Netflix and chill.
Girl: Hey wanna Netflix and chill?
Guy: I don't have Netflix right now, but I've got a lot of bud... How about blunts and chill?
Girl: Yessssssss
Guy: I don't have Netflix right now, but I've got a lot of bud... How about blunts and chill?
Girl: Yessssssss
by CjBRAH November 26, 2015
Get the blunts and chillmug.