Jewish Circus

Wall Street

Person 1: So you were in the protest over on Wall Street?
Person 2: Yeah, we had to Occupy the Jewish Circus.

by MrKurtz December 7, 2011

Jewish

a person who believes in Judaism/relating to the Jews

Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday/ Jimmy believes Jewish culture is amazing

by powertrippin August 10, 2017

Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.

Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"

by whitepower21 July 22, 2009

Jewish Nut

When you grab a pistachio out of the bag; you crack her open; toss the nut in your mouth and there is no NUT!!!!!!

I just got a Jewish nut. Fuck Niles!

by nutgobbler69 January 21, 2010

Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.

Caleb Jackson. 5'9". Gunnison, CO. Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

by Caleb Jackson January 16, 2008

Jebus

A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.

If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.

by The word of jesus October 7, 2009

Jebus

Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.

...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.

Judges 19:10

by NOCTVRNVS July 19, 2005