Jonas 

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

He smiles all the time and can light up any room he sets foot in.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.

Jonas drives that sexy chevy lifter all day long.

Jonas by WhiteChocolate08 January 8, 2017

Jonas 

Super hot guy. Tiny ego. Amazing at running. Plays several instruments. Makes everyone around him laugh and happy.

Person 1: I’m so down
Jonas: Hi
Person 1: woohoo I’m super happy now

Jonas by flattittylover69 January 19, 2019

Jonas Brothers 

1.faggots
2.gay
3.stupid
4. Way too popular!

1.Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas are faggots.
2. The Jonas Brothers are gay.
3. The guy is too stupid/gay for his own good.
4. These celebrities are way too popular for their own good.

Jonas Brothers by CTUDirector-C January 12, 2009

Jonas Secrets 

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.

Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?

Jonas Secrets by LaurenJT December 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers Fan 

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.

Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.

Jonas Brothers Fan by arealman October 17, 2008

Jonathan Grover 

A man of good taste and even better looks. Usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. As a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. He is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.

A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.

Who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? Must've been a Jonathan Grover!

-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!

Jonathan Grover by SupineLupine November 5, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.

Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.

Jonas Brothers by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008