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Hidden valley hurricane

The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".
Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.
by Zayk47 December 1, 2018
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Hurricane

A bigass wind tunnel that generally rips apart everything it gets near.
Heeeere I aaaam....Rooock yoou like a hurricaneee
by Anonymous February 7, 2003
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Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team. In 2001 they were one of the best teams of all time. They have 5 national championships (as many as all the other colleges in FL combined) and they have been to 10 national championships. They have more first-round drafts into the NFL than any other college team. They will kick any other teams ass if they get the chance. Their mascot is an ibis named Sebastian. They are located in Miami, Florida and now play in the Dolphin Stadium after the orange bowl was deconstructed. They are part of the ACC (Atlantic Coastal Conference) The current head coach is Randy Shannon, a former Defensive Coordinator and a former player.
1. Go Hurricanes!
2. Man, I wish the Canes would win a 6th championship and get back on top!
3. Its all about the "U"!
4. The Miami Hurricanes are the best team ever!
by Emperor_Ownage July 24, 2009
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New England Hurricanes
a professional 7-man paintball team from new england
new england hurricanes... a storm is brewing...
by DMurph March 22, 2008
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Hurricane Sandy

When a female gives oral sex on the beach, the male ejaculates on her face he then pushes her head into the sand. Thus making the sand stick to her face via cum.
Gianni totally gave that slut a Hurricane Sandy in the lifeguard tower last night!
by Satan610 February 8, 2013
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Golden Hurricane

To be exact.. A golden hurricane is 7 times better than a golden shower.

The category of the golden hurricane can goes up to 5. With each category, the number of golden streams is increased by multiplying the category by 7.

ex. A category 3 golden hurricane would have 21 streams of golden goodness.
She wanted more than a golden shower, so I had six more guys come over and we gave her a category 1 golden hurricane.
by TulsaMOM December 30, 2007
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horrrrrr horrrrr

The terrible laugh of someone who can only be classified as a lips.
Lips: Jerome horrrrrr, horrrrrr
by Mclips June 11, 2004
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