The act of buying hidden valley ranch and pouring it on the penis and shaft and making sure to completely covered in the white gold we call ranch. Then your partner proceeds to make a swirling motion up your shaft with their mouth so it looks like the pictures you see of a hurricane on tv. The faster you do it the better it looks and feels. So make sure to give them that "sloppy toppy".
Jen came home and told Dustin she bought the family sized ranch dressing so she can give him the "hidden valley hurricane" all night long.
by Zayk47 December 1, 2018