humanostics

Humanostics was born by combining "human" with "diagnostics"

Companies excel through focussing on their humanostics i.e. setting the strongest teams, using dianogstics to assess candidates and to inspire existing team members to perform optimally

by sturpede March 24, 2019

Human ass pimple

A disgusting and worthless person who is about as useful and annoying as a pimple on the butt.

Oh my gosh that guy Joe is such a Human ass pimple. Fuck that guy! Don't be like Joe.

by KingOfLemuria August 18, 2019

Humanizing

The act of who humans FUCKINNGGGG

“Hey, I really enjoyed humanizing last night with you.”

by Kaybugg1995 December 26, 2019

Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.

During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.

by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020

human development index

the results of an annual evaluation of countries made by looking at life expectancy, literacy, and income

Geographers agree that the most effective tool to measure quality of life around the world is the Human Development Index.

by smarty_dictionary June 14, 2020

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

humanity

something that is totally fucked up and what i don't understand, and sometimes i lose hope in, but still I have love and hope for it.

Humanity is about to enter the Age Of Aquarius and live on an ascended planet, just like the Pleiadians, Arcturians, Lyrans, Sirians and other advanced civilizations.

by t00c00lforscho00l April 6, 2022