A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)
The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
by Anony Mouz January 10, 2011

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.
by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020

by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
