monkey hanger

Darlo scum, take it up the bum!!
monkey hanger, proud to be a strangler!!

poolies rule! darloids drule!

by Kimy October 1, 2004

Hange

An combined abbreviation of the term "hand job"

So we went out to this sweet sushi joint, I dropped a duece on the bill! At the end of the night all I got in the back seat was a hange..... a hange dude! Not even a blowge!

by VKMM October 7, 2010

man-handler

Someone who cannot resist the urge handle the male sexual organs.

Get you hands out of my pants, you man-handler.

by Chris Dixon September 20, 2003

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

oh shit handle

the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.

oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.

by Black Button September 30, 2008

jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.

Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

hanger

Noun. An unfinished handjob that leaves the recipient hanging without the release of orgasm. Word is not gender specific.

We were crazy making out on the couch—she was working my cock like a Shakeweight. Then her phone rang, and it was her sister with a flat tire. So, she had to go. Left me with a hanger that would kill Ron Jeremy.

by slegotoo January 23, 2011