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handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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Yaya handles

The name for the "assist handles" on the interior of a car above the doos.
Ava grabbed the yaya handles as the car took the curve too fast. Slow down, cousin, she yelled through clenched teeth.
by Camille_lexographer November 20, 2022
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Slippery Handle

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.
I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.
by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018
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Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.
by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012
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