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Google Amnesia

When you go to do a google search on something, but forget what you were going to search for at the last minute.
I was going to buy my freind a gift online, but I got google amnesia and now I am staring at the screen awkwardly
by fighter2650 October 12, 2011
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Google+

A shitty website that faggots use.
Hector: Wanna be in my circle on Google+?
Noah: Nah. I'm not a fag.
by SlutVista March 9, 2014
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google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.
Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"
by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011
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Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)
He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.
by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005
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Google Brain

A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.
Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"

Guy 2: "Well I put A."

Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."

Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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self-detonating google bomb

creating a google bomb to promote your own webpage. intentionally manipulation google page ranking to make your webpage be within the top search results.
steve lerner created a webpage french military victories which when searched for using googles im feeling lucky button. would display a spoof page suggesting search of french military defeats.
by bigposerhead February 8, 2005
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you dun goofed

A new and popular term meaning consequences will never be the same.

you can call the cyber police if this happens.
Child: DADDY!!!!11!! SOMEONE'S BULLYING ME ON THE INTERNET

Dad: -towards the internet- YOU DUN GOOFED IMA GET THE CYYYBBER POLICE AND THE GOVERMENT ON YOUR ASSES.
by Shihmale July 17, 2010
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