golf

a sport that goes for along time

it takes 9 hours to play golf

by piggy 12345 July 3, 2019

United Golf Team

The best golf team in the entire Monmouth area, led by a team of sexy men.

Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.

Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.

by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021

Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024

goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport

Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.

by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019