Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

what is this garbage? 

a statement of disgust or dissatisfaction

a gangsta got shot up in the face, then yelled what is this garbage?

to his homies

what is this garbage? by j-rob mad fresh April 6, 2010

Fucking Garbage 

1. meaning bullshit of stupid.
2. meaning trash, waste, garbage, junk, ect...

Alex: "thats fucking garbage!!!"

Andrew: "that game is fucking garbage, just turn it off".

Jackie: "your mom is fucking garbage!".

Andrew: "shut up you fucking garbage slut! Your fuckin garbage! Bitch!"

Jackie: "lol, fuck you!"

Fucking Garbage by jakka masta October 16, 2008

Boo-Boo Garbage 

(adj.) Refering to a situation, item, or person that is unjust, unfair, and/or unethical

The fact that we have a test tommorow but have had only one day to study is such boo-boo garbage.

Boo-Boo Garbage by Cameron "The Mail Man" Dunlap March 21, 2009

legitimate_garbage 

entp guy fucking obsessed with mbti that slanders estjs

1). Hey! Have you seen legitimate_garbage new video?
2.) Yah, he was complaining again abt estjs
1.) Wdym they r kinda hot 🤤
2.) No

legitimate_garbage by jwjdjsjsjkajs June 15, 2021

muff garbage 

It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff garbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

muff garbage by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

Hipster Garbage 

Something that someone subjects themselves to (such as music or literature) with the sole purpose being to look smarter or fit in.

Hipster: "I'm gonna go listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel. You wanna come?"

Not Hipster: "Nah, man. That's some serious Hipster Garbage."

Hipster Garbage by nothere413 May 12, 2009