gesserant

An uncommon Scottish word, meaning something similar to "brilliant".

That meat wis gey gesserant.

by Falsecereal July 18, 2011

Gessepany

The feeling you get when you lose the battle and lose the war. It doesn't have to be a literal battle (it can), but it could also be used to describe if something terrible happens to you, and when you think it can't get any worse, it does.

John: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Henry: "Well, sorry to make you feel gessepany, but your dog also died."

by Krafter456 February 12, 2017

guestroom

When you wake up and find that your spouse tied your hands up and is having sex with you.

If you're going out drinking, or bowling; please sleep in the guestroom.

by Kg9oh September 17, 2018

unwelcome guest

A synonym for 'asshole'. He/She disturbs your mental peace, is one of the main reasons why you have lost your faith in humanity, and might be the reason why you end up going to jail convicted of murder.

"I wanted you to know that you are an unwelcome guest, and the sooner you leave lesser the chances of you being hacked to death."

by Shrutz March 12, 2015

Urban dictionary guest editors

Group of pompus cocks who only think that their jokes are funny and take great joy in rejecting peoples definitions and like to get reactions from accepting utterly stupid shit like 3o’clock flop…..i mean that was gay as two dudes fucking.

Urban dictionary guest editor 1=Hey check out this one.
Urban dictionary guest editor 2= lmfao that’s funny as fuck……REJECT it and lets post this stupid one written by a vegan
Urban dictionary guest editor 1 = yeah that will piss the readers off.
Urban dictionary guest editors 2= hahha fuck em
Urban dictionary guest editor 1 = haha yeah like this guy moaning about us…wot wot wot

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

gress

A totally random, yet mildy amusing entity. (ref: Pete Gress)

'So does anyone have any questions before we begin?'
(pause)
'Good, 'cause I probably wouldn't be able to answer them'
-gress the tour guide

by DrewBar July 22, 2004

gesso

anything that is white and liquidy (jizz)

i gessoed all over your mom

by bob November 26, 2003