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guestroom 

When you wake up and find that your spouse tied your hands up and is having sex with you.
If you're going out drinking, or bowling; please sleep in the guestroom.
guestroom by Kg9oh September 17, 2018

Guest Room Moment 

When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...

(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
Guest Room Moment by meli&nadz November 29, 2011

Guestomer 

A corporation that refers to its' customers as guests in an attempt to gain false trust with a patron.
Employee: "A customer is looking for a dictionary and ettiquette book, but I'm not sure where they are located in the store."
Manager: "We don't have customers, we have guests."
Employee: "I'm sorry, a guestomer is looking for a....ahh forget it, pretty obvious this store doesn't carry either."
Guestomer by Dienysus December 23, 2009

guestbook bagger 

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.
Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!
guestbook bagger by chilli ring November 10, 2009

guestnoob 

omg is that guestnoob for uc sevrer real?!?//1111111

guestnoob 

omg is that "guestnoob" from uc sercer