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by bloodygripz May 19, 2022

Ghetto gloves

When socks are used to keep hands warm in the absence of proper outerwear.

"Hey Bob, are those mittens without thumbs?"
"No, they're my ghetto gloves Bill..."
Bill looks down at Bobs sockless feet and understands all too well.

by heyduke December 13, 2009

one glowstick short of a rave

not playing with a full deck, one fry short of a happy meal

crazy, out to lunch, insane, not completely possessing normal or typical activity in the mental state

That emo kid was one glowstick short of a rave.

by dxo January 9, 2011

Goa Glow

– a general dullness, or lack of mental acuity combined with a person having the extra pale countenance or otherwise gaunt, unhealthy and tired appearance of one who has spent several days, typically over a weekend, partying excessively by binge drinking, ingesting numerous illicit drugs, and then compounding it by suffering from a lack of sleep. The term is a reference to the results of overexposure to sun, hashish and psychedelia that numerous fair skinned British people often subject themselves to when they take cheap charter trips to visit Goa, India, which is known for drugs, hash, hippies and rave parties.

“Arthur was dull as dirt and looked like shit this morning in the Monday management meeting. He’s got a Goa Glow.”

Friend: Hey Barrett, snap out of it!

Barrett: Huh? Sorry mate, just nodded off for a second there.

Friend: What the hell’s wrong with you? You always seem to have the Goa Glow these days.

by Sunderwear January 22, 2011

Captain Gloval Syndrome

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech

All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.

by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011

Die Glocke

translate from german to "the bell" most well known as the nazi secret weapon form world war 2, though the portrayed as a weapon in "call of duty 5" as the "wunderwaffe dg2" it conception in todays media is a flying suacer like object that could defy gravity, said to have been tested at the secret nazi base Der Riese,

confused allied soldier-"is that a flying saucer?!?!"
captured german soldier-"nah thats just hitlers die glocke"

by im not a nazi April 10, 2011

golden glow

The energetic glow that one feels in heightened states of ecstasy and enlightenment.

After years of practice in kamasutra, my partner and I experienced the golden glow and felt an all-connected feeling of bliss.

by truthinwords December 4, 2013