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Fucktard

Look at that loser with the socks and speries? What a fucktard.
by Uliqua M'diq June 26, 2016
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A cross between a fuckup and a retard.
God, he's such a fucktard!
by AlleyKat October 6, 2009
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Fucktard

to be a fucktard is to do something incredibly dumb.
1.After Jessias broke up with the hottest girl Angela everyone ruled her out to be a fucktard.
2. - Africa is a continent?

- yes you fucktard.
by YuyuyuYummy July 10, 2009
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Anyone who is unbelievably stupid in any conversation or topic. Similar to Neotard, only not limited to politics.
People who believe that services for children with Neurological disorders (mental deficits) exist and work are Fucktards. People who speak on topics they know nothing about with limited intellectual ability are Fucktards.
by Razzizoz April 4, 2009
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A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
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1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
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A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.
Don't be such a fucktard
I am a fucktard.
A fucktard is your mom.
by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013
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