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Femustache

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
by Rantbo October 24, 2008
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feces species

A specimen of brownish excrement. These come in all shapes and sizes. Believe me.
by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008
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Anus fetus

A fetus that has miraculously transferred to the anal intestinal, thus being able to give birth to the baby through the anus. This happens once in 32 trillions, though it hasn't happened or at least noted in the anthropological history.

In the 21st century the word evolved into a slang for having a huge amount of excrement in the rectum, and therefore having the need to dispose it in the nearest future.
"I had to shit so bad, i felt like i had an anus fetus!"

"Some history books say that Jesus himself was in fact an anus fetus!"
by The Crazy Madman November 4, 2011
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Gay Fetus

A fetus that has been conceived by a transgender person and a cisgender person, both identifying as the same gender. Therefore, it's gay but they can still biologically have a child.
He was actually a gay fetus when he was in the womb
He has a transgender father and a biologically male father, does that mean he was a gay fetus
by Toadcuck January 18, 2018
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feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin
Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.
by Nuckra June 4, 2003
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fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate
Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?
by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007
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Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.
Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.
by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009
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