I was not even trying

what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.

player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying

by Arrow5000 September 12, 2019

Don't even @ me

A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.

Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...

by FangYT May 14, 2020

I don't even eat pie cuz

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.

Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*

by ThatGuyHit February 10, 2021

Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.

Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.

by NKSedya August 6, 2019

Evertonian

Supporter of the finest team in the land

He's lucky, he was born into it, he is an Evertonian.

by Fads September 15, 2003

Eventualist

The philosophy used by Eventualists, of taking everything out to it's logical conclusion. This can be used to make a very valid point, show the absurdity of another's argument or just end a statement. Related to Observationism in that one can take any given situation and accurately predict how it's going to end.

Loser: "I feel safer with the enhanced patdowns at the airport."

Eventualist: "It won't be long before the TSA will be doing anal cavity searches.

Dumbass: "I smoke crack every so often and my life hasn't changed at all."

Eventualist: "You'll be sucking dicks for a hit real soon."

Hillbilly: "Hey man, wanna see something funny? Hold my beer."

Eventualist: "I'm glad he made me a beneficiary."

by Cool Hand Chuck December 28, 2010

Eventing

A discipline of horseback riding that involves three courses. The first is dressage. The second is show jumping. The third is cross country jumping. Most would consider it the hardest English discipline. Eventers are dedicated riders who love horses with all of their heart. They are not perfect riders but they work as hard as possible. They are usually loyal, kind, and caring. Although some get caught up in it and become snobby, rude, and trashy.

Emma Kate: I do barrel racing, what's your discipline?
Carolyne: I do eventing.

by HorsebackRiding123 July 13, 2015