If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back. by -DF- May 6, 2009

mistress drink 

Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.

Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.

mistress drink by domino woodstock June 7, 2011

buy me drink 

Phrase that most drinky girls say to their customers in an effort to make some money

You buy me drink GI? It's only $20!

buy me drink by GI Bro June 19, 2004

think and drink 

1) Actively thinking (e.g. doing homework) while enjoying an alcoholic beverage(s).

Most notably used in reference to "think and drink thursday"

Steve: Yo man its been a rough week, I dunno how I am gonna be able to get through all my homework tonight.
Randy: Not to worry steve, tonight is think and drink thursday. Ill pick up a case of the high life and we will get our shit done.

think and drink by freeenergyentropy April 16, 2009

Amp Energy Drink 

the legit-ist energy drink you'll find

These new flavors of Amp Energy Drink are so good. I am energized now :)

Amp Energy Drink by em&aly October 20, 2008

Ant Drink 

1.Tropical rum and fruit flavoured alcoholic beverage with a taste resembling that of ants. 2.Beverage containing ants.

1.Jane, have an ant drink.

Ant Drink by John Barry November 20, 2004

Naked Drink 

When you drink is empty, it is naked.

Ex.1 "Fill me up my drink is naked" (thats a naked drink)

Ex.2 "Want some wisers your drink looks naked?"

Naked Drink by Robert Kidd February 18, 2008