cook your noodle

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.

Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.

by The_Siegy May 13, 2014

Gas Cooker.

Northern English slang term for a game of snooker.

Bob : Game of Darts Dave?
Dave : No thats a game for girlies, lets have some gas cooker.

by Disco147 February 25, 2009

fry cook

One who does or sells copius amounts of hallucinogenic drugs.

Dude was so high, he's the biggest fry cook i know.

by Bouncy Castle November 5, 2013

Cooked

adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.

Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"

Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"

Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"

*laughing

by I'd beat September 19, 2011

cookaroo

Noun: a person or thing that happens that is silly and funny or weird. Someone who does something silly or funny or acts strange is a cookaroo!
Noun: a giant bird that looks like a flamingo and migrates from Indiana to Southern California when it's a mature adult.

~I paid for my parking and walked to where I parked. I didn't see my car anywhere. Wait a minute! I'm in the wrong parking structure! I am such a cookaroo!

~This gal knocked on my door. She was clearly drunk and high and wanted to pray for me. What a cookaroo!

by Necheska March 1, 2015

Cooked

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

cooked carrot

Basically disgusting, nobody likes you, ruins everything.

"She is such a cooked Carrot"

by allme554 January 25, 2017