The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
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(mango for ex) preferably in a blender and serving cold.
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The white guy’s N word. Pronounced (k-rimp), ( k-rimp-ah), (k-rimp-rr), this is a word generally used to describe the homies. Also used as a verb in cases like “He ain’t simpin he crimpin”, (getting into it with the lassies) typically a word used by school boys in the 8th to 12th grade, females often question: “why the hell does this exist?”. Well it exists for the sole purpose of existing.
Wassup my crimper?
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Crappered - When a "Crapper" takes a dump on you.
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Red team 1:"Hey, why won't the tank spawn in!?"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
Red team 2:"The enemy has it, we need to watch out for base campers!"
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