(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
by JB July 23, 2003
Get the dude countmug. by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018
Get the you better count your watermelon and peachesmug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Entity Countmug. A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
by Doomus May 22, 2016
Get the count cristomug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinxmug. Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
Get the Countmug. When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
Get the Ocho Countingmug.