When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.
Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.
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When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.
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Not quite closed and not quite open. The act of opening a can of coke as if not to completely break open the seal, but just enough so that the coke can be sucked out. Leaving at the end, an empty can of coke that looks unopened.
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